Blamag Magic School Student Codex
(Violations may alter your reality)
I. Fundamental Principles
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Duality Mandate
- “Light and shadow must dance, never duel.” Any spellcasting deemed excessively biased toward one alignment requires dual-element oversight.
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Entropy Accountability
- Black magic students must partner with white magic peers when practicing decay-inducing spells. Unsupervised entropy leaks will be converted into detention chores via Maggie’s Atonement Prism.
II. Forbidden Practices
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Void Resonance Replication
- Attempting Blaise’s 412 CE experiment without three professors’ consent automatically enrolls you in Dr. Nyxira’s Sentient Shadow Rehabilitation Program.
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Soul Fragment Bartering
- Trading over 5% of your soul for power (even temporarily) triggers Myrine Dreamspinner’s mandatory Hope Imprinting Therapy.
III. Academic Regulations
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Time Paradox Protocol
- Chronomancy students must submit “Apology Letters to Future Selves” before altering past events. Plagiarizing your future thesis carries a 200-year grade suspension.
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Sentient Object Rights
- Enchanting objects above IQ-90 requires granting them weekly leisure time. Neglected intelligent brooms often unionize.
IV. Dormitory Rules
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Nightmare Quarantine
- Students infected by Shadebinder’s escaped “Nightmara” must report to the Biolumen Greenhouse before midnight. Violators feed Zynestra’s man-eating ivy.
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Shadow Puppetry Curfew
- Summoning entities post-10 PM is permitted only if they help with homework. Rogue constructs will be auctioned at Kaelthros’ griefshard market.
V. Emergency Protocols
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Reality Fracture Response
- If the sky cracks into hexagonal void patterns:
a) White magic students: Sing Prism Choir harmonies
b) Black magic students: Stabilize entropy with Shadowforged Pact gestures
c) Everyone else: Hide in Prof. Hexspire’s fractal skeleton (it’s bigger inside)
- If the sky cracks into hexagonal void patterns:
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Professor-Specific Distress Signals
- Shout “Maggie’s hair was originally chestnut!” to summon Blaise. Yell “Blaise still keeps childhood doodles!” to alert Maggie. Overuse may fuse your tongue to the Atonement Prism.