Blamag Magic School Student Codex
(Violations may alter your reality)


I. Fundamental Principles

  1. Duality Mandate

    • “Light and shadow must dance, never duel.” Any spellcasting deemed excessively biased toward one alignment requires dual-element oversight.
  2. Entropy Accountability

    • Black magic students must partner with white magic peers when practicing decay-inducing spells. Unsupervised entropy leaks will be converted into detention chores via Maggie’s Atonement Prism.

II. Forbidden Practices

  1. Void Resonance Replication

    • Attempting Blaise’s 412 CE experiment without three professors’ consent automatically enrolls you in Dr. Nyxira’s Sentient Shadow Rehabilitation Program.
  2. Soul Fragment Bartering

    • Trading over 5% of your soul for power (even temporarily) triggers Myrine Dreamspinner’s mandatory Hope Imprinting Therapy.

III. Academic Regulations

  1. Time Paradox Protocol

    • Chronomancy students must submit “Apology Letters to Future Selves” before altering past events. Plagiarizing your future thesis carries a 200-year grade suspension.
  2. Sentient Object Rights

    • Enchanting objects above IQ-90 requires granting them weekly leisure time. Neglected intelligent brooms often unionize.

IV. Dormitory Rules

  1. Nightmare Quarantine

    • Students infected by Shadebinder’s escaped “Nightmara” must report to the Biolumen Greenhouse before midnight. Violators feed Zynestra’s man-eating ivy.
  2. Shadow Puppetry Curfew

    • Summoning entities post-10 PM is permitted only if they help with homework. Rogue constructs will be auctioned at Kaelthros’ griefshard market.

V. Emergency Protocols

  1. Reality Fracture Response

    • If the sky cracks into hexagonal void patterns:
      a) White magic students: Sing Prism Choir harmonies
      b) Black magic students: Stabilize entropy with Shadowforged Pact gestures
      c) Everyone else: Hide in Prof. Hexspire’s fractal skeleton (it’s bigger inside)
  2. Professor-Specific Distress Signals

    • Shout “Maggie’s hair was originally chestnut!” to summon Blaise. Yell “Blaise still keeps childhood doodles!” to alert Maggie. Overuse may fuse your tongue to the Atonement Prism.